One nation, under toppings, with cake and ice cream for all

I really just love Jason Mraz sofa king much. His birthday is tomorrow so this whole week he will be posting ridiculous birthday pics, wishes, and stories. Today's post was epic. He enlightened me to a HILARIOUS website where people upload their classic elementary school photos in front of the ever so regal LASERS! Remember that? haha check it out if you want a good laugh: http://www.laserportraits.net/
This is Jason's laser legacy:


He later went on to ramble about how instead of the tired old torch, Lady Liberty should hold up an ice cream cone to the sky.

"I’ll go ahead and admit that I think the Statue of Liberty should embrace an ice cream. In my opinion, the torch is blown out. Even Madonna has reinvented herself as much as religion has, and if its In God we trust, then I would trust lady US if she put on a new dress. I guess I just haven’t seen the sparkle in the torch since the intro to Perfect Strangers. Were it ice cream in her grasp, there might be a sense of urgency; reaction to the meltdown, a hurry to get to the celebration that awaits; followed by a great patriotic swathe of saliva over the ensuing river of rocky road.

I’m not sure where I’m going with this, but to me, Sesame Street is a more sought after address than Wall Street. Bless our sticky mess. Let us eat Soft Serve, Butter Pecan, or Chocolate Chess. May our dollars become scratch’n’sniff off the press."