Sooo if ur eye doctor ever tells u that u can drive with ur eyes dilated smack that lunatic across the face. When I got in my car I literally was counting keys to figure out how to type in the address of where I needed to go in my GPS so I could just listen and follow because I just needed to make a left turn off the road I was on and follow that road straight to my next appt but I didn't know where to turn so I turned but didn't think it was right so pulled off to a side street and spent prob 15 minutes counting and typing letters into my GPS and fucked that up a bunch of times because I couldn't really even see the spaces where the keys would be. So then I arrive at my next appt and wander around the hospital looking for blurs of people that look like they can direct me to where I need to be b/c I can't read signs and don't know where the office I'm looking for is. This obviously causes me to accidentally wandered into a patients room on the 2nd floor where I bumped into a nurse who guided me to the radiology check in office. My life is ridiculous. Then I obv had to fill out paperwork for the catskan but couldnt see it so the lady had to read all the questions to me and tell me where to sign and circle etc. It was prob the most ridiculous experience of my life but also very humbling b/c many people struggle in ways similar or worse than that because of limitations they suffer from. The best part was prior to leaving my eye doctor I made an appt to have this chronic lump in my eyelid removed again and I was like "I'll def need a driver for that right?" and she's like, "no legally u can drive with 1 eye". Fuck that that bitch is crazy, I'm never listening to her again.
So all in all it was a ridiculous and perilous journey, but my eyes looked wicked cool and vampiresque!
While waiting for my catskan since I couldn't read to occupy my time I decided to forego waiting room etiquette and call Megan to get much needed amazing life updates, and it took everything in me not to jump out of my chair and dance in the waiting room, but alas I restrained myself haha.
Then I had dinner with my Aunt Amy & Uncle Kev and my lil' Fuzzyman which is always a good time even when he's being a noodge:
Healthy Recipe Fail - Quinoa Pumpkin Pancakes
13 years ago
2 comments:
A. I can't believe you didn't notice JT in Jizz in my pants.
B. You are obsessed with vampires lately.
C. the apartment sparkles. you did such a nice job cleaning. I thank you. :)
Your eyes look AMAZING! Never listen to those crazy eye doctors. They may make your eyes look cool but they just do not know what they are talking about. I'm glad you are safe!
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