Killer penguins

So today after the awkward housing services staff holiday party Mary and I went on an adventure to Target, and while checking out the penguin snowglobe I was so excited to buy for Amanda and Dan got scanned and this red screen of death came up alerting the cashier not to sell the item, call the supervisor, and recall this poisonous death penguin. It was really ridiculous and all of us were kidding about it, but I was ultimately pretty pissed off b/c it's probably just some dumb kid decided it would be a great idea to like drink from the penguin's belly and got really sick and now my perfect present is gone forever. Bah humbug haha

In other amusing news, Bush got 2 shoes thrown at him in a fit of humorous rage:
http://news.aol.com/article/man-throws-two-shoes-at-bush-in-iraq/241945


And the world now has teddy-nauts, yes that's right, teddy bears in space:
http://www.superforest.org/2008/12/teddy-bears-launch-into-space.html

ps I just realized in the "Jizz in my pants" video from SNL (see my Dec 10th blog) Justin Timberlake makes a cameo as the grocery store clean up guy haha